Masterclass in column writing with Owen Jones

[Fallingirl]

This, my fellow vipers, you do not want to miss.

“Whatever your point of view, award-winning Guardian columnist Owen Jones can help you to turn your knowledge and passion into a persuasive argument.”

Self-evidently our arguments have been a bit dippy and frivolous the last 5-7 years, so we really should acknowledge LOJ’s superior talent for persuasive arguing.

-and I’m sure we’d all get our money back if our point of view fails to persuade our teacher.

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Well that sounds great. But only if he can also give me a masterclass in how to be acceptable to him as a woman. Sorry ciswoman. Sorry person who isn't a transwoman. Sorry, maybe 'a nobody'. He can give me a masterclass to show me how pointless I and all other nobodies have always been and will always be, and how my opinions mean nothing as I don't exist.

@HitchhikersGuide

Well that sounds great. But only if he can also give me a masterclass in how to be acceptable to him as a woman. Sorry ciswoman. Sorry person who isn't a transwoman. Sorry, maybe 'a nobody'. He can give me a masterclass to show me how pointless I and all other nobodies have always been and will always be, and how my opinions mean nothing as I don't exist.

Don't worry. I suspect that will be present in every word Sanctimonious Morph utters. That day and every other.

I am not impressed by your column, Owen. Put it away.

@ArabellaScott

I am not impressed by your column, Owen. Put it away.

Snort

@ArabellaScott

I am not impressed by your column, Owen. Put it away.

😂😂😂😂😂

@HitchhikersGuide

Well that sounds great. But only if he can also give me a masterclass in how to be acceptable to him as a woman. Sorry ciswoman. Sorry person who isn't a transwoman. Sorry, maybe 'a nobody'. He can give me a masterclass to show me how pointless I and all other nobodies have always been and will always be, and how my opinions mean nothing as I don't exist.

Have a baby for him. He knows what a woman is when it comes to that...

Have a baby for him. He knows what a woman is when it comes to that...

I think he required access to a birthing person, rather than a woman, so perhaps not.

Arabella wins the thread

@WarriorN

Mic drop: (couldn't remember what it was!)

Oh that's marvellous, I hadn't seen that. Owen really is a joy, isn't he?!

Arabella does indeed win the thread

@ArabellaScott

I am not impressed by your column, Owen. Put it away.

😂😂