101 things the ruling does not give Maya Forstater the right to do

[SapphosRock]

This is great and deserves its own thread:

https://lilymaynard.com/101-things-the-ruling-does-not-give-maya-forstater-the-right-to-do/

We had our own version running too 😄

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/womens_rights/4267342-Its-important-to-emphasise-that-the-ruling-does-NOT-give-Maya-Forstater-the-right-to

Ah brilliant some of these are gold

Genuinely opened that with trepidation in case it was serious... such is the madness of the world!

However, it is awesome, thanks Sapphos. This is my favourite so far:

It’s important to emphasize that the ruling does NOT give Maya Forstater the right to allow house elves to drop pudding on Aunt Marge’s head in violation of the International Statute of Wizarding Secrecy and the Decree for the Reasonable Restriction of Underage Sorcery.

And, It’s important to note the ruling does NOT give Maya Forstater the right to break the Vienna Treaty of 1712 and accordingly she cannot challenge the territorial integrity of lower Prussia

Gold!

I like this (obviously) It’s important to note that the ruling does not give Maya Forstater the right to summon Ifrit in order to settle a dispute over a petty cash payment for a bottle of washing up liquid. Nor does it give her the right to slay vampires during normal office hours.

😂