Mastercard

[happydappy2]

anyone seen the new ad? Seems to be making identity fraud a lot easier!

This smacks of the output of a 'inclusivity' workshop where the nominated 'inclusivity and diversity' representatives were tasked with creating something that showed MC we're fully engaged with the process. A card with any name you want on it - hardly changing the world is it?!

Not so much a flexible friend (to reference an old credit-card catchphrase) as a fluid one.
Unless someone was hoping to make an issue out of titles and gender-identity, why not go for the quicker options?

I suppose if I was a (to my mind) very young-looking 40-year-old, it could be fun to insist on staff checking that I was old enough to buy an alco-pop and an ounce of rough shag.

Maybe - old lady names for underagers?

Yes my name really is Gertrude Agnes Winterbottom, you cheeky young man. Not sell me by bottle of buckfast and pack of condoms and I’ll be on my way...