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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

Thought you could do with a laugh.

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Sexnotgender · 12/04/2020 11:00

My misogynistic abusive FIL sent this to our family group chat. All the lols😂 the last line is my favourite.

Hmmmm the 1st time someone has written something good for men also.....!

â“‚ Who is a MAN?

A man is the most beautiful part of God's creation.

He sacrifices his dreams for just a smile on his parents' face.

He spends his entire pocket money on buyng gifts for the lady he loves, just to see her smiling.

He sacrifices his full youth for his wife & children by working late at night without any complaint.

He builds their future by taking loans from banks & repaying them for his entire lifetime.

He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother, wife and boss.

His life ends up only by compromising for others' happiness.

If he goes out, he is careless.

If he stays at home, he is lazy.

If he scolds his children, he is a monster.

If he doesn't scold them, he is an irresponsible man.

If he stops his wife from working, then he is an insecure man.

If he doesn't stop his wife from working, then he is somebody who lives on his wife's earnings.

If he listens to mom, he is mama's boy.

If he listens to his wife, he is, his wife's slave.

If he does not play he is too serious, stern and stiff.

If he plays, he is a joker who never matures.

If he dresses well, he is extravagant and a possible womanizer. If he doesn't dress well, he is a loser who is not a gentleman.

If he helps his wife, he is taken for a fool. If he doesn't help his wife, he is cruel and wicked.

Respect every male in your life. You will never know what he has sacrificed for you.

Worth sending to every man to make him smile & every woman to make her realise a man's worth!

HAPPY MEN'S DAY!
Which never comes..😭😩😰

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Danceswithwarthogs · 12/04/2020 20:40

Gosh it all centres around masculinity pride and how others perceive/judge this hypothetical man. Surely if you’re an all round good fella and comfortable in your own skin then these things aren’t problems.

Sexnotgender · 12/04/2020 21:01

mrsdoyle that is an uncanny likeness 😂

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Sexnotgender · 12/04/2020 21:02

And thankfully my DH is his beautiful mother through and through.

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MrsDoylesTeaBags · 12/04/2020 21:03

Well you'd think that wouldn't you Dances reminds me of all the butt hurt following the Gillette adverts.

MrsDoylesTeaBags · 12/04/2020 21:47

Haha, I've seen that wobbly lip before 😂

Well done on picking the good son

nauticant · 12/04/2020 21:52

It's shit. Ignore it in the same way you'd not deliberately step into a dog turd in order to teach the dog's owner a lesson.

Sexnotgender · 13/04/2020 07:35

I like that analogy nauticant😊

He hates being ignored.

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HorseRadishFemish · 13/04/2020 08:23

It's not even his own original work! I just googled this line in inverted commas:

He spends his entire pocket money on buyng gifts for the lady he loves

And if you keep the spelling mistake you can see there are loads of hits. So this bloke has simply cut and pasted this list of nonsense and hasn't even bothered to read through for typos and other mistakes.

Pathetic - zero out of ten.

Sexnotgender · 13/04/2020 08:41

Oh I knew it wasn’t his own handiwork.

This particular line is galling given that he financially ruined his family more than once because he was an arrogant thick shithead and the only reason they didn’t lose their home is because MIL was financially savvy and got them out the shit.

He builds their future by taking loans from banks & repaying them for his entire lifetime.

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