Today I learned about

[biscuitsanddiddums]

Arse-clapping.
Apparently this is a skill much admired.
A sort of twerk that makes yer bum cheeks slap together and er... clap.
Have I been living under a rock?
MN is a veritable hive of information.

Can you imagine a male celebrity being interviewed about his arse, ever?

Can you imagine a male celebrity being interviewed about his arse,
ever?

No, it's like when you see women celebrities like Loose Women having a naked photoshoot to show how 'empowered' they are. You would never see 40+ something age male celebrities doing that, they know they don't have to get their arse out to feel empowered.

I didn't know what they meant by "can you make it clap for me". I definitely cannot.

Best thing I’ve read on MN.

"Now not only are the yoof expected to be hairless, but also be able to control both the size and movement of one’s derrière in order to achieve auditory acclaim".... this made me howl.