A v lightheartedness: Motorcyclist Who Identifies As Bicyclist Sets Cycling World Record

[Becles]

Title says it all really- Motorcyclist Who Identifies As Bicyclist Sets Cycling World Record.

I'm identifying as a well monied, less tired version of me what lunches.

babylonbee.com/news/motorcycle-that-identifies-as-bicycle-sets-world-cycling-record

Just seen this being shared on Facebook by a friend of dh’s - very funny!

clicky link

Good for ze! Don't be so motorphobic.

Some critics say he needs to cut off his motor in order to make the competition fairer, but he quickly called these people bigots, and they were immediately banned from professional cycle racing.

Hahahaha.

I mean quite right too.

Ze was assigned motor at the age of 17.

I've decided to identify as a npc villager on Minecraft. My pronouns are hrrm, my name is hrrm and my sex is hrrm.
Don't tell me I'm not cube enough. Hrrm.

@YobaOljazUwaque

Thanks for the link