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Non-binary candle called “Boy smells”?! 🤣

Farts? Sweaty sports bags?

I know girls fart and sweat too but generally they don’t try to outdo each other on the gross-scale.

What is a binary candle though?

One that thinks it’s a torch maybe?

Hahahahahaha, boys smells? Cheesy feet and onion BO then, and my boy’s room is not clean.

What is a binary candle though?
something something burning candle at both ends.

Arf - good one!

Whoever advised them on marketing and branding should be sacked.
Why make a big thing about your products being non binary and gender neutral, then brand them including the word Boy?

Maybe it was made abroad and their translator thought it meant something else?

Why make a big thing about your products being non binary and gender neutral, then brand them including the word Boy

And make the packaging pink!
How exactly is that "escaping the gender binary"

I think it’s suppose to be non-binary because there is pink and it says “boys”. so it could be unisex (if I wanted to be generous) but it’s still binary 🙄 - male and female.
They want to re-invent a fucking wheel.

The whole newlsetter was tbh - the beginning was about sex toys. Because that’s what I want from the company I buy mascara and shampoo from. Straight into my inbox that I opened at work. Ta.

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Fancy!

Those pastel coloured smile makers look like trendy kitchen utensils.

(And how does the blue one with the scoop even work? )

You can use it to spoon sugar into your tea as well, I guess?

Made for all genders and all sizes

Yay, I'm so glad that as a fat person there is now a candle for me.

Eh sorry now, but why is there a picture of cactus on a condom packet? Gender bollox (pun intended) aside that just makes my eyes water.

A non-binary candle?! What the actual fuck is this shite?

Jeebus.

I looked it up and the "ice cream scoop" is a tongue-like vibrator. Nothing wrong with that, except in emails at work.

They’re talking about pants right?

And ‘neo-natural‘ is also bollocks and doesn’t mean anything

Reminds me of 😂

So it smells like sweaty feet and Lynx then?

If they were aiming to make people want their stuff by invoking the reaction a person might have to how a man they fancy smells, then...er, no that hasn’t worked 😂

The image it conjures up isn’t “mmm you smell good”, it’s “oh my god, what is that smell and will it ever come out?

Maybe it works better on gay men than women?

Harnessing power from pants and whiffs candles 🤣 can’t stop laughing