How to Crochet a Vulva Tea Cosy

[NeurotrashWarrior]

You need this in your life.

To go with the strawberry jam scones (butter, jam then optional cream on top) or with your fave breakfast cereal maybe...

Slice of lemon drizzle perhaps?

Warning: no pattern, she didn't want to dictate the perfect vulva, exactly as it should be.

Oh. I was imagining something like this but with vulvas instead of flowers. I'm surprised how disappointed I am

Plenty of patterns on Ravelry

@MmeBufo perhaps you should give it ago?!

it's only single layer.. I'm a fan of the double layer cosie. Granny style - the bumps all round like a pumpkin

I did knit my sister a boob one when she was a peer supporter. I think that works better on a teapot than a vulva personally.

I want the pansy one, dammit. Better try to get to grips with hooks again. If it was vulvas instead of pansies it would look like something out of an early David Cronenburg movie

The boob/vulva teapot cosy debate is really just like the belly button one ?
Is it an inny or an outie ?
sorry I may have had

One is gratified to see that it is quite hairy. Not one of those awful bald ones that the young people insist on.

red!

I must say when I watched the pube creation I knew that if I'd attempted to make this I might have just said, sod it, she's had a Brazilian.

(I've never had a Brazilian; less effort. But obviously no pubes here is less effort... 🤔)

Actually I have some very fluffy wool, in a variety of colours

I can't crochet but I've sent the YT video to my old mum. Fingers (legs) crossed for Xmas

Is anyone selling these on etsy yet?

Doesn't look like it, gap in the market for someone...