Anyone good at art or photoshop?

[AnyOldPrion]

I just saw this on Twitter. Took me a moment to work out what it was saying. This may be because I am slow, but I suspect more likely my brain couldn’t work out why a heterosexual woman would want to date a woman. Then I worked out that they had changed the label, but failed to add realistic anatomy. Anyone fancy fixing it?

I'm crap at all things techy (and spelling ) but think a nice Emperor's crown would look good on a couple of them!

I hate Carrol diagrams. You can get in a right pickle sometimes.

This one is so cognitively dissonant I simply don't understand it!

This one is so cognitively dissonant I simply don't understand it!

^This

Apparently straight women and gay men are attracted to emasculated men.

There's no willies! Am I missing the willies?

Is this a grown up find willy game?

I am confused. This is a very confusing diagram.

”This one is so cognitively dissonant I simply don't understand it!”

Thank goodness! Not just me then....

Is it human biological version of pin the tail on the donkey?

Or organising babies and Kens? Explains the lack of genitalia.

Organising barbie and ken dolls that should say

There's no willies! Am I missing the willies? Is this a grown up find willy game?

Just laughed and spat tea out and my 7yo said "what's so funny mummy?"......

......but why do they all have such big hands? And nah I just don't understand it either.

They all look like they're displaying stigmata

Impossible to understand what point is being made

There's no willies! Am I missing the willies? Is this a grown up find willy game?

Yes, I think there must be a separate template of a little willy you have to pin on with a blindfold, a la pin the tail on the donkey.

Bloody hell, you women are brilliant.

Surgeons all over the US have been playing that game recently. No wonder everyone’s confused.

Also no nipples.

Their weirdly huge hands are freaking me out

Erm.....I don’t know about you guys but I, a straight woman, am definitely not attracted to penisless men and women. Is it just me? Does this mean I’m not straight?

I don't understand that at all There's a massive lack of willies on any of them And why does top right person have diagrams of cells or something being injected into their arm?

The thing by top right person's arm is a zooming in sort of effort - middle one is cells. Not sure what first one is supposed to be. Worms? Third one has the X and Y chromosomes (just them? no others?)
Still confused.

That's bonkers. So that is showing a drawing on the top left of a man with breasts and long hair who has magically shrunk his shoulders and waist and his legs, well is that is possible, well it's a miracle, can they please make that available on the NHS for women. It's still a no on attraction as a straight woman is not going to rate male with breasts as highly important of OKCupid.

And the bottom row, well I'm not going to judge for straight men, clearly they have their own preference out of the two offered.

Oh wow what are those weird circles of cellular structures even meant to represent lol.

I presume in the "trans" column we have transwoman top and transmen bottom.
Well their diagram is completely wrong because transwomen don't have hips. Transmen do have hips.

An accurate portrayal will show how the top row of body shape diagrams are similar and the bottom row of body shape diagrams are similar (whilst allowing for fake breasts / mastectomies on the trans column) but overall the top and bottom rows will be more different to each other than they are similar.
Not to mention lack of penis in all diagrams.

It's all arse about face.

I’m so confused by that diagram. The absence of willies is a problem for me. I’m not into eunuchs and shop mannequins.

ftfy. You need to put cock and balls on a thing, I'm your woman.

Fabulous! I assume the stickerwoman message is hidden on that cock and balls in some kind of Mumsnet friendly microwriting.

Love your user name TheInebriati!

Well, I'm a bit rusty but I'll have a go.