I very much hope that I do meet you sackrifice - and any other mumsnetters in attendance. I never did make it to any of the London meet ups, and always like to put a face to a name. I shall look out for a sprig of some description and come and introduce myself.
There are no lapels on my jacket to attach anything to, unfortunately. But I'll be the short, plump, middle aged woman with the slightly worried expression, if that helps?