Non Consensual Puberty

[HamiltonCork]

some dumbass on twitter (where else?) is berating their mother for forcing them to go through puberty.

mobile.twitter.com/1aprildaniels/status/1083725724165464064

I do t think it's a troll account. April has blocked me which means they're using terfblocker

why are women always trying to one-up each other by talking about the size of their penises?

Forshizzle.

I had a non consensual hangover after Christmas and I have got a bit of a cold coming which I also haven't consented to.
Who shall I blame? My mum or terfs?

I am looking forward to pissing contests in gender neutral toilets.

It's chilly outside. I don't remember consenting to that.

I didn’t consent to whoever gave me this bloody cold. Sniff sniff

"My cock is bigger than your husband's "

This person doesn't act like they've gone through pubity at all eh?

'Non-consensual puberty'
Sometimes I fight the urge to stick pencils in my eyes.

Who shall I blame? My mum or terfs?

Aren't all mums terfs? I mean, what is the birth of a child through one's vagina, if not one big f* you to all those women who by virtue of having a penis can't do that? Just to spite 'em. Vile.

True, Deepwater.
It is literal violence and causes deaths.

Me too sarahjconnor

I reckon we should file a class action.

Is it going to be like that court case in India? I heard a summons has been sent to a God, but it hasn’t arrived yet.

Well, damn my non consensual wisdom teeth.

Bastards. Didn't even make me any wiser.

I'd like some paid-for Botox to stop these nonconsensual fine lines and wrinkles I've started to notice. I don't identify as getting closer and closer to middle age!

My mum didn’t take me to audition for Bugsy Malone.

I wasn’t at drama school, didn’t do drama club, never said that o wanted to be an actor, and we didn't know they were making a film but I felt very hard done by that I wasn’t actually in the film. I met Alan Parker many years later and had to bite my tongue.

But I never forgave my mother for this wilful non consensual lack of stardom. All those actors lording it over the rest of us.

I'd like to see how big of an eye roll April's mum did when she read that tweet. I bet there was another time when April had to tidy her room and it was so unfair and anyway she was going to do it now anyway so there.

Why doesn't his dad get the blame?

It really insecure male behaviour to boast about penis size. Pathetic man boy.

Nope I am actually done now.

fekko

I now feel the urge to apologise to you on behalf of me and your mother

I will hug dd extra tight tomorrow

(Possibly round her neck...but its the thought that counts)

I wish puberty was the worst non consensual thing to happen to my body

I have nonconsensual menstruation. Do I sue God h’self or Mother Nature h’self?

I definitely didn't consent to menopause. Hmph.

Nor did I consent to gastroenteritis last week.

Who is taking all these liberties??

I am consenting to menapause

But id like it without all the side effects

Please and thank you