"Front hole"

[BertrandRussell]

People who refer to vaginas as holes should shut their cake holes

My new definition:

arsehole - anyone who calls a vagina a front hole

We walk amongst them. 😮😮😮

knee - arm elbow
nose - face earhole
finger - hand toe

What's this obsession with 'holes'?

Most women have bigger boobs than men's projectile and erect penis. Yet women don't go around stuffing their boobs up women's vaginas or men's anus'.

It's a kink that is determined to become mainstream.

I'm reminded of the top five worst films. Show Dogs came under attack

www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/markkermode

'Show Dogs' From 4.46

www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/survivors-show-dogs-groomimg-children-sexual-abuse_us_5b04684ae4b05f0fc842721d

Grooming takes on a new and sinister meaning.

It's obviously men who poo unicorn poos and they never, ever smell.

Ever.

Truth.

knee - arm elbow
nose - face earhole
finger - hand toe
Oh joy unbounded. Have just spat tea all over my laptop. Thanks Transplant.

To quote a welll known friend of Mumsnet “My vagina looks like a penis”

Oh yes

Oldstyle

Thank you, except one of them makes no sense at all. Should have read:

knee - leg elbow

Silly me. Don't know my arse from my elbow. Must have fallen arse over tit

The vagina was always described as the glory place when I were a lass.

Then this anthem appeared. RIP Laura Branigan. x

But my front hole is where I pee from, I guess just googling womens anatomy for two seconds is too difficult for these people

And of course there is the gorgeous and wonderful Glory Box.

knee - arm elbow
nose - face earhole
finger - hand toe

OK, so a little off the subject, but does anyone have any idea what the proper word is for what I call my 'foot knuckles'?

I have very wide feet, and very short toes, and quite often I can't get my feet into a shoe because the bit that if it were my hand would be called my knuckles, ie. the joints just before my toes split off, are too wide (and made of bone, so they don't really compress) - it would be good to know what they're really called.

Toe joints?

TA - not on my toes though - they're on my foot.. - but, even though I've googled before for clues fruitlessly, I googled 'toe joints' - and yes, came upon the closest yet:

metatarsophalangeal joints

doesn't really role off the tongue, and I feel like it doesn't entirely convey the same thing as 'foot knuckles' in that if I say 'knuckles' you know I mean the whole set of them - but it's the closest yet :) Thanks!

When a person sustains an injury to their hand and ends up with their big toe grafted onto their damaged hand. This is often the best option, given the circumstances.

Unfortunately it is still a big toe.
Looks like a big toe.
Limited movement of a big toe.
In other words, it is the best the surgeons can manage to do.

IMO, the effectiveness of surgical practices in trans world seem rather overstated.
Do they really think all the altered bits are going to be fully functioning?

But then again, all the TW's need is a hole or two.
I'm thinking of the American Pie film - apple pie antics

It's men who see us describe us as a selection of handy holes to stick their dicks in.

This is a highly misogynistic renaming. Describing us in terms of fuckholes.

I told DH this and he played me this:

Can't stop laughing

A popular health information site has started using the word "front hole" instead of "vagina" in an effort to be inclusive of trans and non-binary people. The LGBTQIA community has been advocating for this gender-inclusive term for a while now.
Like most normal Americans, I read this news and immediately adjusted my vocabulary accordingly. I will especially make sure to remember the new terminology when I'm wearing my Front Hole Hat at the Women's March next year. But I fear this change does not go far enough. There are many other parts of the human body, and almost all of them could be a source of grave offense to someone. Eventually, every hole, appendage, and organ will need to be renamed. To get the ball rolling, I have come up with new names for five of the most archaic anatomical features:

www.dailywire.com/news/34795/walsh-5-politically-incorrect-body-parts-must-be-matt-walsh

Ooops, Healthline is getting upset....

Dear Readers,

Some people are under the impression that Healthline is now using the term “front hole” instead of vagina. This is simply not true.

www.healthline.com/health/lgbtqia-safe-sex-guide/response#1

keef That video also made me laugh. Thank you.

boatyard

Who knew that all those other esteemed organisations use the term 'front hole too?

“Front hole,” as another term for vagina, is also used by the National Institutes of Health, Human Rights Campaign, BMC Pregnancy and Childbirth journal, and Fenway Health in collaboration with Harvard Medical School, the National LGBT Health Education Center, and the Massachusetts League of Community Health Centers."

This is like going down a wormhole. Not a literal one, mind you

This is like going down a wormhole. Not a literal one, mind you

Front wormhole or back wormhole? We need to know!

Is peephole a more inclusive term for eye?