Child friendly version of feminist quote

[Thisisouting]

Hive mind, how would you phrase the quote shown for feminists with little people.

I know, I know, I'm standing up for myself. Get used to it!

Or

I know, I know, I'm standing up for myself. Good, innit?

Or

I know, I know, I'm standing up for myself. I'm such a diva/madam!

My SIL has one that says "Don't call me bitch. I am the bitch. Ms bitch to you"

I know, I know,
I'm standing up for myself,
I'm such a Meanie!

or
I'm so "Selfish"!