Would you buy a house that had an urinal in it?

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Does anyone own a house with an urinal?

If not why not?

Personally, I know men can pee sitting down.

I stayed at a record producer's country house in Devon and downstairs alongside my bedroom there was a shower room with a urinal but no WC. It was a bit awkward as I am a woman. But I solved it by peeing in the shower (as I took a shower).

I thought this house was unique so I am surprised to see your post!

Urgh. Wouldn't it smell?

And I wouldn't want to clean one really.

So it's a "no" from me.

Only if everything else what what I wanted, and the seller reduced the price so I could re-do the bathroom.

If there was a toilet as well then it can always be removed. DP is a plumber so trust that he could get me a proper throne in place

Men who are keen to pee standing up in the house piss in the sink don't they?

I have 3 sons, two of them consistently urinate all over the floor/walls/toilet seat and the other is terrified of the flush. Yes I bloody would have a urinal not that I taught them to do standing up wees anyway

Mostly I'd like a fingerprint operated lock on the toilet door. Or a total room-flush system like in those public toilet things.

Boys and men are also very capable of pissing in the bath or the shower.

Where did you do your number twos Southfields ?

I'm not sure if I'd want to buy a house that had one. It would have to be totally expunged from my mind by a great conversion (which doesn't come cheap).

I would buy if and repurpose the plumbing to a washer/dryer.

I would. You buy a house expecting that you'll need to change a few things to fit your family / taste / lifestyle, don't you? I'd prefer a squatty potty over a urinal though - I'd probably get rid of a urinal but I'd keep a squatty potty!

Ha ha ha ha ha! I hope this is a light-hearted thread and not a thread with a big reveal about some terrible urinal related trauma ....

I’d be glad to buy any fecking house TBH but if I had money to make a choice I might still buy a house with a urinal TBH due to the willy possessors in the house constantly pissing on the seat and floor....

I love this thread!

And I’m with Offed, I’d buy any house if I could. I don’t have need of a urinal in the traditional sense (no men in my house) but I would practice using it myself. I believe you can learn to use one as a woman?

I almost had one installed when we recently had the bathroom done, but there wasn't space.
It seems better suited to men peeing.
I'd have a bidet if I had space too.

I would. I have a DH & 3 DSes, all four of whom pee standing up. So definitely yes

Oh my gosh, the Victor Horta house in Belgium has one in the bedroom! It lives in a cupboard and swings out - Horta was too lazy to go to the bathroom in the night. Poor Mrs Horta!

Poor Mrs Horta was probably peeing in a chamber pot next to the bed anyway in that day and age.

Yep. I'm the only person without a penis in my house. Including the pets..