Have you claimed your Child Benefit yet? From the date of conception, obvs?
Just came across this facetious little article and it made me realise that if there is no ‘magic birth canal’, that if our foetuses are actually babies from conception, and that to abort them at all at any stage after conception is in fact murder and against their human rights... then we should bloody well be claiming their weekly child benefit already, right?
Now how am I going to word it on this tricky government form that asks for a certificate of birth...