a thread about nothing

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My lady thread was goady my stationery thread was inflammatory. This one is about nothing. PLEASE please no mention of office supplies or ladies....

So..... nothing.... a space

Here's a little child singing with Paul Simon.

I daren't click that link in case Paul Simon is singing " and child reunion" because that would get this thread deleted.

That Paul Simon video is gorgeous!

Bonus Paul Simon Sesame Street video

We are still waiting for the legendary missing 'I'd rather be a woman than a man' verse to be restored.

Kudos to sesame street for having him sing 'me and julio' too. can you imagine that decision being made now on a kids show?

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Here you are!

The thread last night got zapped and it was just getting good people were putting out fires with pasta, PerfectlyDone slipped on a banana peel and found a fireman, I was laughing manically because I gave the fire man herpes and the clap AND there was a watermelon. Oh and somebody has a fiat500. Also there was a lot of goldfinger singing going on and a poster came on to snog everyone because she loves MN so much.

Anyway I was all lonely when it went so good morning to everyone!

Sounds like I missed quite a party there!

I loved that pasta thread. I looked for it first thing this morning. I'm still humming Goldfinger.
Is this wrong?

Why did that thread get zapped?

Something about "inflammatory" but were there actually any bad posts with bad words, as such?

Inflammatory??

I can remember when Friday night was Bumsex night on MN!!

Maybe it was inflammatory to people who wanted to talk women’s rights when everyone else was talking —shit— pasta.

Maybe it was triggering for people with wheat intolerance.

Is giving blow job tips inflammatory? I did say I myself do not kneel for no man. Did i get the thread deleted?! Sorry for my naughtiness.

Speaking of blow jobs (and apologies in advance if this gets the thread deleted...)
If one performs oral sex on a lady penis, is that a blow job or cunnilingus?

That pasta thread was so much better. And it didn't have James Blunt. Didn't he used to the most hated man In Britain? Happy days.

That truly is the question right st the heart of the matter.
I suggest you tweet that to Owen Jones.

@ringbinger get over here before it gets deleted.

beyondparody best to stick to gender neutral oral sex me thinks. Don't know if the humming trick works on non-penis btw.

This thread seems to be going dangerously off topic. How about

... the final frontier

I have just had pasta with peas and the garlic mayonnaise that I bought by accident.
It was polish garlic mayonnaise so I thought I was buying minced garlic.
I have lots of anecdotes like this.