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The zen thread

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Badgerthebodger · 18/04/2018 20:34

As there’s such a lot going on right now I propose we have a calm down zen thread for puppies, kittens, inspirational women and good news

This little guy can start us off, also the news that my baby got his first pair of shoes today and is walking like he is on the moon Grin

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Rufustheconstantreindeer · 18/04/2018 23:07

I am absolutely doing this when i die

Rufustheconstantreindeer · 18/04/2018 23:08

Wait...i cant work out if thats good news Grin

Many people would say yes Grin

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Badgerthebodger · 18/04/2018 23:10

I’ll let you off for having a good pop at black humour.

Smurf DH cut our grass today while I wrestled an over tired 1 year old through the last hour before bedtime. He thinks he did the hardest job Hmm

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IntelligentYetIndecisive · 18/04/2018 23:11
MrSlant · 18/04/2018 23:12

I swear once you are 30 seconds in you will be googling more and more videos until you realise it's 2.30am and you just don't care.

ZenNudist · 18/04/2018 23:13

I am Zen already.

Rufustheconstantreindeer · 18/04/2018 23:15

Pop

Wah ha ha ha

starsandstuff · 18/04/2018 23:19

Yes it's a guinea pig wearing a knitted frog hat why do you ask

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IntelligentYetIndecisive · 18/04/2018 23:23

With added fart. 😳

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Badgerthebodger · 18/04/2018 23:26

Omgosh who knits hats for piggies I want to meet them! I’ve just learned to crochet and my life goal is to be good enough to make an octopus for a preemie because it is such a bloody good charity and so good for little babies so they don’t pull their tubes out

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Badgerthebodger · 18/04/2018 23:26

I’m in love with the farting wombat Grin

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Rufustheconstantreindeer · 18/04/2018 23:29

Ha!!

I raise you tortoises in jackets

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MrSlant · 18/04/2018 23:29

Well that is NOT what I expected of a wombat 😂

TeaScum · 18/04/2018 23:30

I didn’t realise it but my life was incomplete until I saw that farting wombat.

😁

TripleRainbow · 18/04/2018 23:34

Not zen, but just this.

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starsandstuff · 18/04/2018 23:35

"Her fanny farts had the power to terrify demons."

TripleRainbow · 18/04/2018 23:41

If my future self could have spoken to me at 13 I'd be saying this...and my 13 year old self would have hated me, but not giving a fuck feels so glorious! "watch out world, I'm summer ready" Grin

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MrsWooster · 18/04/2018 23:41

"..and they all lived happily ever after"
Night night, sleep tight.

starsandstuff · 18/04/2018 23:43

Triple it me Grin

IntelligentYetIndecisive · 18/04/2018 23:43

There's a whole YouTube channel devoted to the hyperactive little carnivore...

WichBitchHarpyTerfThatsMe · 18/04/2018 23:47

Triple I almost wet myself laughing at that. Oh the agony of being young and female. I'm full on Mr Tumnus these days, full winter pelt from by belly to my toes, and I don't give a shit!

boatyardblues · 18/04/2018 23:49

That wombat was terrifying. I didn’t get past him chomping through the syringe. I was too scared for the bloke’s fingers.

TripleRainbow · 18/04/2018 23:50

"Her fanny farts had the power to terrify demons." Grin

The witches front bottom has HAIR! It's a trap!

GetOffMyTERF · 18/04/2018 23:51

Cherry blossom Smile

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boatyardblues · 18/04/2018 23:55

I remember getting into a conversation at a drunken works do with the younger women about using templates to shave patterns and shapes (eg hearts) into yer minge and I just blurted out “God, that sounds like far too much work!” immediately outing myself as a middle-aged Tumnus. Our young male colleague at the other end of the table who’d been subtly earwigging did a face like this > Shock also outing himself as an earwigger.