Unisex bathroom signs (lighthearted, honest)

[geekaMaxima]

Saw these on Twitter - it seems some places in the US are managing to tick the inclusivity box by having unisex toilets, while at the same time being slightly snarky about the eleventy million different genders that apparently exist now.

From the comments, they seem to be mostly on individual, single-user rooms, so fine by me.

I especially like the way they avoid all hint of rainbow and glitter

I quite like that. I'm all for not taking any of it seriously, until I have to.

Hopefully a bit of piss taking means that people think it's all rather ridiculous.

It also neatly punctures the self-righteous entitlement that a lot of men display when demanding access.

And the 'just wash your hands' has to be aimed at men, right?

It looks like the alien is a recent arrival to Earth and needs a lie down after asking someone to explain how many ways humans can identify now.

And the 'just wash your hands' has to be aimed at men, right?

I wish... Until a friend pointed it out, I had never noticed the number of women who go from cubicle to sink only to use the mirror, without washing hands at all. Now it's all I can see! Particularly down the pub (as opposed to the workplace, say) it's disturbingly common to swan out unwashed

Probably aimed at men. While the lack of hygiene many women have is regrettable, men are likely worse.

I always found it particularly icky that men don't wash their hands after holding their dicks in their hands.

I mean, when you shake a woman's hand, you can at least assume she washed her hands after going to the toilet, or if you are in an outdoor situation, that she managed to wipe without getting her hands dirty, but if you see a man pee at the next tree in an outdoor situation, you absolutely know he just held his dick.

Yuck.