A Cornish pasty has more rights than a woman - discuss

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MyPeriodFeatures · 21/08/2016 17:24

I was thinking yesterday about pastys. EU regulations state that for a Pasty to be identifiable as a Cornish Pasty it essentially needs particular characteristics. A pasty that does not have these characteristics is absolutely not allowed to be called or identified as a Cornish Pasty.

However....

Justice for Pastys, I'm a pasty activist

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GatheringHerBrows · 01/10/2018 23:53

😄 I bloody love this.

TragicRabbit · 03/10/2018 16:33

I’m always thinking about Cornish pastys. I’ve noticed recently, however, that there may be a danger of them becoming marginalised and subsumed by Ginsters. Which would be a shame.
I too am a pasty activist. ✊

CindersWasAMug · 21/10/2018 20:36

Thanks for this.

FamousPJ · 14/12/2018 14:03

Dumb argument. It logically follows that Cornish pasties also have more rights than men using the same reasoning... and therefore, people as a whole have fewer rights than Cornish pasties, which is just absurd.

Here's one;
Cornish pasties can legally be eaten without consent from the pasty.
Women can only be eaten with consent, or it's sexual assault.

Therefore, women have more rights than Cornish pasties. See, that wasn't hard was it?

pancaketosser · 14/12/2018 14:17

Women can only be eaten with consent, or it's sexual assault.

I think these days it would be described as a 'sex game gone wrong'.

Bit of a weird thread to bump though, you must have had a busy morning trawling FWR for that.

FamousPJ · 14/12/2018 14:29

I think these days it would be described as a 'sex game gone wrong'.

Oral sex is a sex game gone wrong? What?

Bit of a weird thread to bump though, you must have had a busy morning trawling FWR for that.

It's not a bump if it was already on the first page dear.

pancaketosser · 14/12/2018 14:50

Ohhh it's feminist theory! I've not been here in ages! You're right, it is a bit dusty. Pesky women, eh?

I must say though, I've never had oral sex that involved anybody being eaten. You might be doing it wrong.

FamousPJ · 14/12/2018 21:31

I must say though, I've never had oral sex that involved anybody being eaten. You might be doing it wrong.

What is a "euphemism"?

JSmitty · 09/01/2019 10:09

Pastys are not what the law calls 'natural persons' and so have no rights.

It is also to be hoped that the pastys are not made of natural persons since this would be a contravention of the list of ingredients set out in the protected status.

Quite different in the USA where any producer can self-ID and call their product Mozzarella, Champagne or whatever they choose.

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