Good call with John McCririck. I knew someone who met him. She shook hands with him, and he wiggled his middle finger so that it tickled the palm of her hand ick ick ick
Some of these I wouldn't mind, because we could discuss things. I actually think 'Jeremy Clarkson' is mostly a persona and he's largely a normal person underneath. I'll say Neil Lyndon, because I feel really sorry for him and his entire personhood appears to be bound up in the 'sex war' - would be no fun discussing anything with him.