Put this iPhone down and get on with your cleaning woman!

[Sneets]

I mean it.
Because you're spending too much time on that awful site MN.
Where's the duster?

Are you talking to me? I think i'm stuck to the sofa!

Of course I am!

I think you need a comma in your thread title. At the moment I am unsure as to whether you think I should put down my iPhone and do some housework ("Put this iPhone down and get on with your cleaning, woman!), or whether I should put down my iPhone and make friends with the employee who is cleaning my house ("Put this iPhone down and get on with your cleaning woman!).

Blimey, spotted! TV crap at this time of day anyway so back to slaving away.

I thought that when I read back the thread title; should have seen the look on cleaners face!

Oh. I thought it was aimed at ME!

I did have a sneaking suspicion it might be my husband! But then realised he would just block mumsnet (has been done once before!)

The advice must equally apply to you, surely?

no! you're not the boss of me. he is >>

Oh is Malcolm in the Middle On?

it's a running joke in our house. go to response when told/asked to do something.

e.g.

ME: ds could you switch that lamp on for me pet?
DS: NO! you're not the boss of me!
ALL:

funnier when he does it out in public and people gasp then wait for it to kick off

I always get on with my cleaning woman.

Do you mean "get on with your cleaning, woman!" ?

Gosh, my walls are SO clean now. Aren't I brilliant.

yourebeingadick like it! Might try that one. I just call my husband 'his lordshit' and obviously he hears lordship.