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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

Alec Shelbrooke MP flaunting his curves on the green benches

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joanofarchitrave · 18/12/2012 23:44

Once lithe hottie Alec Shelbrooke showed off his curvy new figure in the House of Commons today. The 36-year-old brunet MP rose to his sexy pins to propose a new bill restricting what benefits claimants can spend their money on.

'He's not been telling us why he's fuller-figured than before' a friend said. Shelbrooke, usually a devotee of Marks & Spencer tailoring, wore a tight-fitting Paul Smith grey number that left nothing to the imagination. It sparked rumours of a bust-up between him and the classic British label.

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chibi · 18/12/2012 23:48

tchah. It's all well and good swanning round Parliament but who is taking care of his kids i'd like to know.

Startail · 19/12/2012 00:09

Very good, I am afraid I'm to tired to join in.

I heard a female Labour MP on the radio a couple of weeks ago who was very fed up of this.

PretzelTime · 19/12/2012 20:11

That was excellent OP.

TheDoctrineOfSnatch · 21/12/2012 18:56
Xmas Grin
KristinaM · 22/12/2012 00:16

Jolly good OP

StackOverflow · 23/12/2012 01:08

Brilliant!

TheCrackFox · 23/12/2012 01:15

I see Eric Pickles has been proudly displaying his bump.

skrumle · 23/12/2012 09:16

but is it burgeoning?

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