Pretty much every women's magazine cover ever...

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Is encompassed here...

It did make me laugh, and reminded me why I stopped bothering with them years ago.

Any more clichés you'd suggest?

Good find BOF, I did snort out loud at the cupcake making a good boyfriend line.

More cliches - anything involving the word "yummy mummy".

This face cream will change your life! I got it for free and they have placed a nice big add on page 72