Does anyone else's downstairs look like an absolute car crash?

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I've felt a lump on my vulva for a few days so today I literally went legs akimbo in front of a mirror and O M G what a disaster zone it is. Since having kids I've not really taken much interest in looking at myself but I was still shocked. Everything is lopsided, I've got what I assume is a pile poking out. The lights will most definitely be staying off for all future sex. Am I the only one? Also this lump (actually 2 lumps) not painful but quite big. Is this GP territory? I was going to sudocrem it over the weekend and see how it is Tuesday.

Of course you need to take lumps to the GP, it's going to look a whole lot worse if it's cancer.
Does it all work though? That's what matters. If there's issues with continence, pain or sexual function the ask the gp to sort that out too.
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If they might be cysts or boils don't forget to post photos on the Sporner Corner board, they love that stuff!

Do people really post their fanjo's on the sporner board?! 😳

I thought you meant in your house ( down stairs) vagina is not a rude word.
Yes l have bobbly bits from a Midwife who was useless at sewing an episiotomy..

I also thought you meant your front room

I once clicked on an image in a post (not in sporner corner) and it was a close up of a posters vulva fully exposed. I know it’s natural body part, and I have one of my own, but still!

Bartholins cyst maybe? Very annoying but very easy to fix. I don't recommend doing it yourself although I did during lockdown. I know my way around sterilisation and scalpels though

Of course vagina is not a rude word but I'm not really talking about my vagina.