Just a lighthearted thread in and amongst the Christmas shit people are having to deal with at the moment.
Sat down to watch muppet Christmas Carol with teenage dc. Coughed throughout it with dreaded lurgy. Felt a bit odd, got up to check, have bled through my clothes, cushions, throws, seat cover and seat filling. Christmas eve wash in in progress and emergency throws on sofa.
I'm waiting for a hysterectomy but my bleeding has never been like this before, like having the lurgy isn't bad enough now when I cough the floodgates are opening!
Merry bloody Christmas indeed!