Menopause changes - light hearted

[Macaroni46]

So whilst getting ready today it occurred to me that not only has menopause robbed me of my eyebrows, but in amongst the stragglers that have remained, are some unruly buggers that stick out at obtuse angles and won't be tamed and .. shock horror ... some really thick WHITE hairs. (I'm naturally dark). Seriously??
What changes have others noticed?

I keep getting a very thick black hair that grows above my lip. It's only on one side and it's one single, very coarse, black hair. I can feel it sprouting through and as soon as I can I pluck it out, then it grows again. It annoys the hell out of me. I am not even a hairy person, I can go months without having to shave my legs etc so I can only put this weird thing down to the menopause.