Sex in the grass would it be dangerous if a insect went in my vagina

[Cazz10]

This probly sounds so silly..but earlier we were out walking and ended up in a field having sex afterwards i noticed a slug on his body but i hadnt even taught of the possibility that anything could go inside me.. there was lots of grass etc now im worried something might have found its way in.. would it be dangerous if it did

I think you would notice anything inside you, and if by some weird chance you hadn't, it would be removed from your body by your natural secretions. And his if you didn't use a condom Vanishingly unlikely to pass your cervix.

[Insert joke about maintaining your lady garden should anything take root]

People have been having open air sex for hundreds of years. We’d have heard about it if it was especially treacherous.

I'm sure most insects have survived worse but it's nice of you to worry about them.

Too 😂

Where was the slug?😬

Far more dangerous for the adventurous critter than the adventurous copulator.

I know im way over reacting but just a really silly taught that crossed my mind 😕

I know but I don’t think you need to worry as long as you avoid red ants.

I know but I don’t think you need to worry as long as you avoid red ants.

Whereas dung beatles could be a win-win all round.

Dung beetles are well known prudes.

If this is for real....

Are you sure that was a slug you saw?