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That moment when the book turns terrible

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TofuTuesday · 31/07/2026 19:10

You know when you are reading something great, and then the character says or does something beyond belief, or a character appears, or the dialogue fails? I’ve just hit it with the book I’m reading. I’m now in the ok this is stupid phase, and making myself read it.

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BeaAndBen · 02/08/2026 12:40

CarrieMoonbeams · 02/08/2026 12:34

This was a good few years ago now, but DH still occasionally mentions my outraged cry of "What a load of absolute FUCKING SHITE!" as I launched The Hornet's Nest by Patricia Cornwell across the room.

I'd read quite a few of her Kay Scarpetta novels but was getting bored with them as they were really samey so thought I'd try this one. I mean, WTF? A cat that helps solve the crime by trying to do some sort of bizarre charades and using props (yup, really). Utter, utter shite and the last time I ever picked up a book written by her.

Absolutely! It was utter drivel. Her first few Scarpetta books were so good, then that clunker. I think we used it as a firelighter in the end. It might as well have been useful.

The ending of Crawdads made a mockery of the whole book too.

OnMarket · 02/08/2026 15:01

CarrieMoonbeams · 02/08/2026 12:34

This was a good few years ago now, but DH still occasionally mentions my outraged cry of "What a load of absolute FUCKING SHITE!" as I launched The Hornet's Nest by Patricia Cornwell across the room.

I'd read quite a few of her Kay Scarpetta novels but was getting bored with them as they were really samey so thought I'd try this one. I mean, WTF? A cat that helps solve the crime by trying to do some sort of bizarre charades and using props (yup, really). Utter, utter shite and the last time I ever picked up a book written by her.

Dare I ask for more details...? This sounds hilarious...

OooPourUsACupLove · 02/08/2026 15:09

TonTonMacoute · 02/08/2026 10:09

Loathed that book, didn't make it past when they got to Oxford. It seemed like a rehash of Philip Pullman Northern Lights to me.

Oh trust me, it got far far worse.

Sidebeforeself · 02/08/2026 15:13

AFigureWalks · 02/08/2026 08:54

“We Are All Completely Beside Ourselves”. The protagonist’s sister, Fern, turns out to be a fucking chimpanzee halfway through the book. She disappears then, I can’t remember exactly why, but as the parents were experimenting on animals, I think it was back to the lab for 20 Benson and Hedges, some coral shimmer lipstick and a shit tonne of heart pills.
I stopped reading it when Fern was outed in the book. Bloody stupid.

Yes!! I was really enjoying it. My friend said “you’ll never see the big twist coming” .Too bloody right I didnt! I was furious.

As a general observation I get very annoyed when:
The detective just ‘sudddenly realises” who did it.
When people blink. “ He blinked”. “She blinked”. I mean its hardly essential to the plot to write that is it?

TheRealMagic · 02/08/2026 15:14

I didn't like the ending of Gone Girl, and did feel it ruined the whole thing.

TheRealMagic · 02/08/2026 15:17

SecretSquid · 02/08/2026 12:01

I gave up on The Slap. Realised I disliked all the characters and didn't care what happened to them.
Have just started reading The Names and have put it down again. If I'd realised how it was structured I probably wouldn't have bought it in the first place. Has anyone here persevered with it?

I only finished The Slap because, very foolishly, it was the only book I took with me on a holiday to quite an isolated place. It was absolutely awful. You think the first character is written to be such a misogynist deliberately, but then it turns out it is just a very misogynistic book. You may (sensibly) have not got this far, but the point where a teenage girl sticks a shampoo bottle up her and the author clearly believes this is a realistic depiction of female masturbation is a very low point.

CarrieMoonbeams · 02/08/2026 15:36

OnMarket · 02/08/2026 15:01

Dare I ask for more details...? This sounds hilarious...

Honestly, I'm sorry-not-sorry that I've blanked out most of this pish from my memory, but I remember that parts of the book were written from the cat's point of view, and there was something about it receiving clues (I think) from a flashing light on the top of a nearby building. 😔

But hey, what do I know? Patricia Cornwell is presumably absolutely minted and I'm not, so presumably some people loved it 😂

SecretSquid · 02/08/2026 17:03

Didn't get that far @TheRealMagic thank goodness!
I try to pack two wildly different books. One Booker type, one Rebus, Ruth Galloway or something.

Possiblyfamous · 02/08/2026 17:08

I was given a first edition of the first Harry Potter book before anyone had really heard of JK Rowling but thought that the writing was so awful that I gave it away to someone…

Possiblyfamous · 02/08/2026 17:11

Recently read a book that described eating a slither of cake it just tainted the whole thing for me - how does something like that get past extensive edits and proof reading?

HelenaWilson · 02/08/2026 17:33

how does something like that get past extensive edits and proof reading?

I once read a book published by a reputable publisher in which the dialogue was punctuated wrongly throughout. Basic primary school level stuff that got through editing. It was really irritating and distracting.

TofuTuesday · 02/08/2026 17:39

SecretSquid · 02/08/2026 12:01

I gave up on The Slap. Realised I disliked all the characters and didn't care what happened to them.
Have just started reading The Names and have put it down again. If I'd realised how it was structured I probably wouldn't have bought it in the first place. Has anyone here persevered with it?

I have given up on it, halfway through I just realised it was too annoying although good for an idea.

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TonTonMacoute · 02/08/2026 17:45

OooPourUsACupLove · 02/08/2026 15:09

Oh trust me, it got far far worse.

I have a trick now of looking up a book I'm hating on Good Reads, and checking out the 2 and 3 star reviews. I often find that they reflect what I'm thinking and makes it easier to abandon.

I read an interview with the author when her latest book came out, she sounded extremely up herself

TonTonMacoute · 02/08/2026 17:48

Sidebeforeself · 02/08/2026 15:13

Yes!! I was really enjoying it. My friend said “you’ll never see the big twist coming” .Too bloody right I didnt! I was furious.

As a general observation I get very annoyed when:
The detective just ‘sudddenly realises” who did it.
When people blink. “ He blinked”. “She blinked”. I mean its hardly essential to the plot to write that is it?

I did see the twist in We Are All... quite early on, I must admit. I managed to finish it in the end but didn't enjoy it.

In fact, that was the book that made me realise that just because everyone is raving about a new book it is no guarantee that it's not going to be complete garbage. I'm doing quite a lot of re-reading atm

JuliettaCaeser · 02/08/2026 17:48

I read a book by Prue Leith the main character was left a single mother but just took her baby to her office job and tucked her under her desk! I had a same age baby at the time and was 🙄🙄 at the utter implausibility!!

Sidebeforeself · 02/08/2026 17:56

TonTonMacoute · 02/08/2026 17:48

I did see the twist in We Are All... quite early on, I must admit. I managed to finish it in the end but didn't enjoy it.

In fact, that was the book that made me realise that just because everyone is raving about a new book it is no guarantee that it's not going to be complete garbage. I'm doing quite a lot of re-reading atm

You actually guessed the sister was a chimpanzee?

cupidsabsolutepsyche · 02/08/2026 18:06

BendyDickCumbInMySnatch · 31/07/2026 19:44

The year of the locust
Behind her eyes

The year of the locust made me so cross! I loved I Am Pilgrim so was really looking forward to it, but as another pp says, it was like two different books stuck together! Load of old shite.

Anothernameretired · 02/08/2026 18:10

I hate it when I know an area well and the author clearly hasn't been there or bothered to research.
She walked past Greggs and into the train station..... no, she really didn't!

On the other side of the coin, I love it when it is well researched and even if I haven't been there, I feel like I have.

HoppityBun · 02/08/2026 18:19

CarrieMoonbeams · 02/08/2026 12:34

This was a good few years ago now, but DH still occasionally mentions my outraged cry of "What a load of absolute FUCKING SHITE!" as I launched The Hornet's Nest by Patricia Cornwell across the room.

I'd read quite a few of her Kay Scarpetta novels but was getting bored with them as they were really samey so thought I'd try this one. I mean, WTF? A cat that helps solve the crime by trying to do some sort of bizarre charades and using props (yup, really). Utter, utter shite and the last time I ever picked up a book written by her.

I started off loving her books, decades ago, but they got more and more repetitive and just not credible. I wish she’d just started with new characters and a new series.

Then I completed gave up on her when she decided that Walter Sickert was Jack the Ripper

JudithsDead · 02/08/2026 18:20

The fact the sister was a chimp was telepgraphed from page one, I think everyone who read it got it immediately?

I’ve just finished Katabasis, was taken out of it by the fact the English character got ill in third grade. I can only assume it’s deliberate to leave it in for all the editions, maybe it’s cheaper. Is Babel no good then? I do like her writing style.

I once threw a book across the room because the protagonist petted a dog and it was sweaty. NO. Famously, dogs don’t sweat!! That was the end for me.

Whynottryagain · 02/08/2026 18:26

LoveTheAirport · 02/08/2026 10:05

I enjoyed Babel but don't remember the plot well enough to recall the ship thing. However I have ranted on here before about Katabasis by the same author, which keeps referring to the "campus" when talking about the University of Cambridge. Ditto Emily Wilde's Encyclopedia of Faeries.

I read a non-fiction book once in which the author said he'd got a degree from Oxford but the college he mentioned only exists at Cambridge.

Also a history book which presented something about the navy as fact, which I explored further and turned out to be a myth.

I found it hard to trust either book after that.

HelenaWilson · 02/08/2026 18:31

I hate it when I know an area well and the author clearly hasn't been there or bothered to research.

First Cormoran Strike book. He needed to travel from St John's Wood to Bromley. She sent him via the Blackwall Tunnel.

I started reading a Regency romance in which a character lived in Charing Cross Road. No, he didn't. I didn't read any further.

And I think I mentioned this one on another thread recently - when a character got a train from Victoria to travel to NE England.

Sidebeforeself · 02/08/2026 18:34

JudithsDead · 02/08/2026 18:20

The fact the sister was a chimp was telepgraphed from page one, I think everyone who read it got it immediately?

I’ve just finished Katabasis, was taken out of it by the fact the English character got ill in third grade. I can only assume it’s deliberate to leave it in for all the editions, maybe it’s cheaper. Is Babel no good then? I do like her writing style.

I once threw a book across the room because the protagonist petted a dog and it was sweaty. NO. Famously, dogs don’t sweat!! That was the end for me.

Well not me obviously?

desperatemum1234 · 02/08/2026 18:39

The Snakes - at the end. Just wtaf

HelenaWilson · 02/08/2026 18:40

Also a history book which presented something about the navy as fact, which I explored further and turned out to be a myth.
I found it hard to trust either book after that.

I once ploughed through a well reviewed book about the outbreak of the First World War, what was going on in the various governments, what diplomatic activity was taking place. Got to the last chapter and the author said Winston Churchill was First Sea Lord. So I was left wondering, if the author could be wrong about something so well known, what else had he got wrong that I wouldn't have known.