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Wife, Aunt or Martha??

29 replies

Springfern · 18/09/2019 21:27

What would you rather be? Obviously no one wants to be a handmaid!

(Ps Didn't know if this was the right place to post this but I don't think it would make much sense elsewhere)

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ChristmasFluff · 12/10/2019 22:03

Me and my sister were talking about this the other day, and we both decided we'd rather be a handmaid (Martha would be our only real choice though).

Sex only once a month. And scrabble maybe?

But we both have huge reliance on our powers of persuasion.

Pandaintheporridge · 12/10/2019 22:08

Surely the Pearl Girls would defect en masse when they went on their missions? I really didn't understand that.

PhilSwagielka · 14/10/2019 10:00

Martha, but knowing my luck I'd end up working at Jezebel's.

Trewser · 14/10/2019 10:02

Aunt. I'd have been awesome at it.

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