Ive read the bit where Harry dies

[coddy]

omg its so sad

LOL

its whne he breathes in the ornage as he asoyhxiates fomr the door

(rofl)

adn then revelas he was wearing suspendes all along

No idea what you are on about cod, never watched a film or read a book

PMSL you wind up merchant

( doens stop me conjecting!)

AVADA KADAVRA

you had me going Cod!

Right at the end, it comes out that his name is, in fact, Sandra

That was my fave bit. I've been reading all night you now [yawn]

lol

ha ha ha h

I KNEW you'd do this

There's always one isn't there?

It's so unfair!

Some of us feel compelled to click on these threads, even though we don't want to know the details, and then we are driven to have a moan about it.

My three-month old child might be sat behind me, and if he/she read the thread, it would spoil the whole book for him/her.

Do you really think you're clever, ruining the book for a three-month old child that doesn't even exist.

WELL, DO YOU?

And could you please put the word 'spoiler' in the title in future - that way I can search out these threads specifically, and moan much more, and in far greater detail.

And who is Harry anyway?

You mean that they didn't even let him go to Iraq and he's still dead? Oh well, not as newsworthy as Di though...

Did you see J K on the Jonathan Ross show? JR was saying at what age does Harry have a little play with himself? WANKIAMUS!

Even JK laughed.

cod I clicked on this thread to have a go at the plot spoiler

Liar, liar pants on fire.

She lies - he actually has a sex change in Bangkok and emerges as Hotty Harrelda and spends his/her days recruiting lady boys for steamy nights in the Rawhide Bar

and his head twirls roudn afetr death liek an owl

lol

wow Jools if that were true I might actually get round to reading it...