You know singing, dancing or standing on your head?
I was doing a little broadcast on radio.
The firm female presenter said "Time is short, I want your party peice" (It was Christmas.)
So I sang.
"The weather outside is frightening;
you know I move like greased lightning;
Would you call me a filthy swine?
If I said your place or mine?"
she was amused, it was risky she had a 6ft boy friend. But I think Dean Martin sang it better