NUFFINK TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

[CybilLiberty]

Too slow mamaG

I have a HUGE groin

groinsize?

hmm that is why tops that end on belt good
a s is slimmest bit - that and pins

lol
i want to emasure ankles
mine are tiny ( I always thought)

WHY then do socks leave a mark as if am biffer

Wait for a moment and Mamag's groin klaxon will go off and she will appear

8 incehs
8 incehs of ankle

you are clearly wearing your sons socks
OR
buy more expensive ones, they leave no marks. My mum swears by BAMBOO socks

i do next ones

i'm going to measure mine

this is fun

i don't have a tape measure but I now inexplicably want to measure my ankles and beat su

8 1/2 inches

wrists?

( mine is dhs rigid diy one - am sure am breaking)

wrists 6 inches

aka twiglets

6

I'm usuing the kids kangaroo tape measure I bought them from Sydney

knees - 14

14 here too

this is gripping

what a shame we dont have webcams

arf
am too cold to do anything else

i am eating a strawberry muller rice (hot). it is nice.

got rigid tape measure.

DH said "what do you want that for?"

Me "measuring my ankles"

"Wtf? WHY?"

"Mumsnet"

"Is it a who's got the fattest ankles competition?"

me "No, but thanks for thinking that I;d be a) eligible and b) would want to enter such a comp."

HUFF

my dh is HUGE
would win
has a wedding ring size x

wrists - 5.5ins

ankles - 8.5ins

knees, no idea

nom with wrists like that how do you have the strength to pick up your hands to type?

she uses smelling salts