NUFFINK TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

[CybilLiberty]

Too slow mamaG

Great ideas!!

You need a lie down!!!!

Toes are metallic green, chipped.

Girls are having so much fun at their pretend birthday party. Am genius type person for letting them do it.

Hah! Just realised I am also wearing purple crochet bracelet

Mine are rouge noir.

Chipped also.

I feel guilty. Have done nothing with my kids all day. Well, I took ds2 to Sainsbury's, which he loves

Apart from that, nowt. Crap mum today.

same here bobbie. DD is playing with next door neighbour.

Glad it's not just me.

DS1 has been pretty solidly staring at a screen all day.

As have I.

ds1 & 2 are out but i no longer feel guilty about not entertaining them as they are so big.

Mine are at the inbetween stage. 10 and nearly 12. So I feel like I should be doing something with them, but they entertain themselves, occasionally coming through to show me something/monologue at me/ask for food.

It's a weird stage.

9/10 dd (7.5) entertains herself, she is pretty self sufficient. A good thing really as I'm not a very good 'getting involved mummy'

Me neither.

Shame. I was great when they were tiny.

I've got worse at this as they've got older

yes i agree although ds3 is MUCH more interesting and multi facetted than others were who were just sport.
he got into bed this am and said "I am awesome at drawing armchairs"
arf

Ah bobs, it has been awesome, haven't had to do much of anything, no cooking, no washing up as all food was on paper plates, excellent, and they are playing really nicely.

Normally I feel like a crap mum with tv on all the time so am taking this one day of ubermumness.

Although they are now playing 'stamp on your head'

Am lucky, neither of mine do sport.

DS1 is a film/books/sci fi/computer nut.

DS2 is a one off. Plays the euphonium and piano, very into cleaning products and personal grooming, reads like a demon and is suddenly into politics. Insisted on watching the televised debates and chortles his way through Have I Got News for You. Have caught him watching Question Time on Sky plus before now.

He does like normal stuff too...

I like smug mum days, Jack. I dine out on them for weeks. Your day sounds brilliant.

Lol at "stamp on your head". Mine are great at that.

Mine are only weeny though, 2 and 4, I thinka lot younger than all of yours, no?

Oh, yours are at a lovely age.

DS1 is 18 in a couple of weeks. He likes drinking and girls

DS2 is 16.5, he like Newsnight, girls and his xbox/laptop/mobile

DD is 7.5 and pretty much loves everything especially nature progs on telly (esp if they are about sharks).

I remember the days of Stamp On Your Head. DS1 & 2 were masters at it. Little blighters.

DS2 loves Question Time too, Bobbie. Strange creatures.

Gosh, are mine the youngest 9apart from those knocked up of course)
How old are your kids then? Spill.

dinkystinky's are tiddlers, younger than your IIRC Jack.

5 and a quarter inch wrists
8 inch ankles
15 inch knees.
toenails nice mulberry. Chips not in polish but in stomach

Jack you sure are a disappearin'.

Bobbie your ds2 sounds a bit like Ted, the youngest one in The Life of Riley sitcom with Caroline Quentin.

Me, 2 girls eight and 5.

I AM PUTTING PIC UP. Pre diet. Jowly.

Oh yes, If it turn sideways I disappear

Jowly ? Dukes you don't look pre diet or jowly.

Coo, dukes, you're lovely.

OMG I have just found the worst picture of me. I must've been hugely drunk when it was taken. Pulling stupid faces with mate

you are not jowly woman! LOVING the washing on the airer in the background!