its time to lose weight when.............

[anniebear]

your Knickers roll down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also when you sit on a toilet in public loo's and the sanitory disposal thing digs right into your thigh!!!!!!!!

Come on, I can't be the only on?!!!

Anymore you can think of????

you weigh more that you did 2 weeks after your 11 month was born!!

no sanitory disposal thing happens to me too

A bit off the subject but still funny......

I remember at WW one week the leader suggested all having our photo's taken, put them away in a box and at Christmas we could get them out.

Quick as a flash I shouted out "and look at say, wow, was I really that thin"!!!!!!!!!

Think we were meant to see how much weight we had lost!!

Poor woman, she was trying to inspire everyone but didn't stand a chance with me there!!!!!

When your flab wobbles when you drive over a bump in the road

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the DTs attempt to breastfeed by attaching themselves to your stomach

when you pull up your zipper and catch your tummy in them.. OUCH (am speking from experience here)

when dd point to the roll of flab on my inner thigh whilst in bath and says "boobies"

When dd pats your ample tummy and says 'wobble, wobble, wobble'

When you can'tsit in the swing at the local park without the chains digging right into your hips.

when you can wedge the stretchy skirt back of your ample arse in a communal changing rooms and when you eventually do, your knickers come down too just happend today

when you try to go down the slide in the park and get stuck at the top

and (hate this one) your elasticated waist trousers ride up to just under your bust!

You have to switch to elasticated waists from zips in the first place!!!!!!

your belly rests on your thighs when you sat here typing away

Kaftans look trendy and appealing to you.....

the word bikini strikes the fear of God in you

You have booked up for the South Yorks Spa day in April !

You have shares in Miss Mary of Sweden

But gingerbear - you eat mung beans. You should be really thin

hahaha HMC!

Why do mung beans make you thin then? Or is that a Dr Gillian thing??

you wonder where all your clothes went, then you realise they are still there, but you can't get them past your ankles...

There very healthy gingerbear - as an ageing hippy you should know that! (your words not mine)

They also have a low glycaemic index. I'm thinking of going GI (as in a dietary approach)

I just bought the Food Doctor book - some good GI stuff in there. I made an aduki bean, green bean and feta stir fry last night - sounds odd but it was yum. And filling!

Might have to try it with mung beans

Never mind your tummy resting on your thighs....defo time to lose weight when your boobs do!!!!!!!!!!!!!