Completely non-sensible weight loss plan needed to get me thin by 5th April

[BibiThree]

Potential school reunion - jeeezuz, someone tell me how to do this! I will of course put all the weight back on afterwards, but just need to be devilishly sexy and svelte by then.

go vegan.
seriously, I am doing this atm as ds2 is reacting to dairy and egg in my breastmilk. it's difficult but I've lost a stone

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I'm already veggi but live on cheese and bread and butter, so vegan could work.

I don't really eat cake/biscuits/chocoloate/crisps/snacks
but carbs, pasta, bread, etc - can't leave them alone! So will try that too.

You see, I was devilishly thin and sexy at 18, which is when most of these people saw me last - so simply cannot show up as a fat, frumpy mother of 3, with her fat feet squished into fabulous shoes.

They won't be thin and sexy and 18 any more either.

ha ha, good point, most of them won't, but I know for a fact that there are a few that still are

and

Magic Knickers and get some great pointy, high boots for your feet

But Bibi they won't look like they did at 18, so they won't expect you to either. Be really well groomed with lovely vaguely fashionable clothes and remember that everyone is thinking about themselves too much to think much about you.

but...but...but... my ex boyfriend/first true love will be there! Aaarrrggghhh!

Ahh! He'll have lost his hair.

and have a paunch. ha ha