Maureenshits shouty diet thread

[MaureenShit]

Where she starves under 1200 and still doesn't lose.

Don't forget to be thoroughly miserable at the same time. And I must remind you that you have to do this for life.

And you have the bore the life out of every person you ever speak to by telling them, every time they eat anything how many points are in it.
Even though they do not give a fuck.

Lol. I'm almost in the zone now on week two with an amazing loss of one pound.

Lol at tantrums.

And you breathe in on the scales

Have a poo and trim your toenails before the weigh in.

Perhaps give blood? Should be good for half a pound.

And NO loud judging

I've lost 4 now fatter to start with though.

Burning qu is...shall I treat self to acne pistol knockoffs when I drop another 2? Or are they O-V-E-R??

Don't forget to swap your normal piece of cake for a piece of fruit, because it's just the same really, Or get one of those fabulous Graze boxes.

At this rate im considering the Anti diet.
I need to go. This lack of carbs is (ahem) having an effect

So you are MaureenNoShit really then?

Lol

Oi Mo, get back over to where you belong!

I fucking scanned sushi surreptitiously in waitrose just.

250 cals for lunch. That's good isn't it?
Plus those corn rice cakey things way lower than the No No brand flatbreads.

Linseeds?