am wanting my weddin to have a swine flu theme as we have both had it

[Dineysor]

any ideas how to tie it all together?

dress code - tail and trotters?

lol
has to be a hog roast

nice ham

Have packets of handy andies as wedding favours.

what a twat u r

triple layer pink cake with bride and groom figures on top with face masks on

LOl.

My aunt who was a nures did something really lovely for all the guests to take as a keep sake: she filled little bottles with sweets (the sort you use to decorate cakes) and wrote a little prescription that would suit each individual guest's personality. I am sure you can do something similar with packs of Tamiflu! It would look lovely on the dinner table! everyone with a few tablets on a pink tissue to take before, during and after the meal!

You could even start a rumour before hand that some of the guests do indeed have swine flu and whoever finds out who they are wins a year supply of ham?

and what about that for the entertainment?

great!

You've definitely got to have a hog roast at the reception.

Pink piggy blancmange

devils on horseback as a hors douevre ?

do you mean "pigsback"? LIZS

as favours

are you for real ?

very poor taste, IMO

< folds arms and purses lips >

well dh and i both had syphllis - not sure I'd want it as a wedding theme though....

fraek.

That was a lie by the way. Only one of us has had it.
I might be lying about that too.

whatever. you get my point.

Oh I don't know, crush all the guests together in a room which is too small, feed them bits of guests skin leftover from the vacuuming up after the last wedding. Make sure you don't pay any attention to their happiness or welfare. I'm sure you could create something there.

lol @ molly

and also @ wmmc

Surely you can’t be serious. This is your wedding day ... this is very bad taste. I am sure I would not be alone in feeling very awkward in attending a wedding with this theme

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