Myself and my other half are getting married after 16 years and 2 kids. It is not something that we ever planned to do , we are not anti marriage just not bothered. However as we are moving overseas for work and visa regulations means we have to get married ( How old fashioned!) we are going to get married in a very small, immediate family only registry office ceremony. But we would like to have a little fun with it and have a song play when I come in that reflects our situation. My 5yr old wants us to play 'uptown funk' but I am not sure I have the goods to back that one up. I like 'walk the line' johnny cash but not for this. Think Beyonce would be funny but sort of obvious so I appeal to those more musically aware than I of a song that is amusing, not taking the piss to much but that will make us all have a small smile and a chuckle. Hit me oh wise Mumsnetters....