Best best man's speech joke you have heard.

[Trills]

My favourite was a slightly rambling cricket joke that I thought was going to end with "batting above his average". Instead it went on to be the best granny-friendly yet slightly-risqué (only very slightly as this was a rather religious couple) joke. The final line was "before that day he'd never scored any runs at all".

What's the best joke or story you've heard?

From my friend's wedding, the best man said "I hope the bride isn't disappointed, she was hoping for a coffee percolater and instead she got a perky copulater"

"He proved his socialism by shitting on the bonnet of the car in the bmw garage."

I wasn't impressed by what he did (my step brother) but hey, I gave him credit for doing it in the right place