oh you bad, bad, storm

[BlackeyedSusan]

they are thinking of naming uk storms, if they are going to be bad...

^how about a nod to mumsnet resident weather forecaster.

We could name all storms with a MN reference - storm Goadyfucker, Storm Naiceham, Storm CuntJeffery.

oh no! That would be terrible! If I'm going to have something named after me, I'd prefer it to be less destructive

I remember some Scottish mners referring to one storm as 'Hurricane Bawbag', I'd love to hear that on the BBC 6 o'clock news.