Have been very patiently waiting for 26 weeks so I can start my LO off, however I am at the self-service tills today and give my LO (24 weeks) my shopping list to play with (he likes crinkling paper) whilst I do the scanning. Turn back to find he has eaten half the shopping list AND when I ask him if he has eaten the shopping list he clamps his mouth shut and looks as if butter wouldn't melt. I had to basically force his mouth open (nicely of course) and do a sweep to get all the mashed paper out. He of course thought this was great fun....