Write the very first thing that comes to your mind.

[RosieRoww]

As the title says- no filters, just the very first thing.

A whole week alone would be wonderful.

Why would you

Tray bake

Lightening never strikes twice

FANCY

Crumpets

I'm a second class (or possibly lower) citizen that is sick to the fucking back teeth of people having a go at me today.
Just.Fuck.Off.

Fuck off you creep.

Wagamama

When I retire I will go round with a step ladder washing all the dirty road signs with a big sponge and a bucket of warm soapy water
then my X will come along and make them dirty again.

Anniversary at the Paris Hilton

Wtf was that noise

Ronald McDonald

Spud

n' gravy

Don Draper

Three days later, there was still nobody there.

Wombats.

Temptation

Yes it was your fucking fault you entitled cock because even though you treated me like I'm thick because of my job, you're the one who can't fucking read the information provided and when that was blindingly obvious you then decided to start picking up on the way I pronounce things because you felt stupid and you realised that you didn't have a leg to stand on.

Well if you had even just been civil then you'd have got what you wanted as a goodwill gesture even though you made the mistake but the fact you tried to bully it out of me means you got a no. You got what you asked for, no less, the fact it wasn't what you wanted is all on you because the information was there, in front of you.

She's not there

Stop

I'm surprised ppl are still writing on this thread

Not looking when you're reversing and almost running me over, is negligent. And if you had hit me you would have been reported. I probably still should
And yes I saw you, parked outside my house watching me ffs

Crab apples