unmissable pony opportunity

[Mitchy1nge]

are you a basically decent pleasure riding type person? do you like barefoot fat chunky native types with cute faces that look good in both pink and grey? know where Suffolk is?

can you guarantee (as far as possible) 24/7 turnout and a regular, light workload? not phased by broncs and bucks and (less frequently but they WILL happen) bolts that sporadically occur for no reason that you will ever determine?

fucking HELL

I meant FAZED

obviously

Oh you're still looking for someone are you - that's a bore. How's the orange one?

In this instance: Suffolk? - never heard of it...

He sounds adorable, I'd love to have him except...erm I can't go to Suffolk because of the restraining order!

I know where Suffolk is. However, I couldn't possibly have a pony that looks good in both pink AND grey, I'd worry constantly about what colour accessories to buy. Sorry.

I already have one of those in Yorkshire!
Blow pink and grey, he thinks he looks good in mud and shit! :D

Good luck finding someone! Have you tried Equine Adverts? They always work for me when I'm looking for sharers.