We were discussing whether, if you really really had to, eg to save the world from imminent disaster that would somehow be averted by your taking one for the team, you would shag Cameron or Clegg.
Most said Clegg (speaks languages, normal shaped head, likes doing as he's told) and were very much disgusted about the prospect of knobbing Cameron (funny shaped head with eyes too far down, very shiny face as if made of wax, politics very upsetting). However, one member of the department championed the shiny one quite forcefully.
Was anyone else demob-happy today?