According to Audible he is narrating it himself

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How will he be able to speak for the cringe?

Onviously all we have so far are excerpts, and the full book will give context and tone it all down a bit, but he surely must have known the outlandish statements would be all we would remember?

Give it a bloody test, won’t you?

Rest, obviously. Typing in frustration not a good idea.

Who actually cares?

Ooooh! Now Audible are looking the most far sighted!

Seriously? Are we only allowed to post ont he royal family chat area about certain things?

Putting a memoir in the public domain allows for comment

I know all I need to know of dog bowls, necklaces and rampant stallions.

The rest can only be filler so it's a pass from me.

I've never seen a metal dog bowl shatter! Can't wait to hear more about this!!

Make it stop. Why does he keep doing it? Tbh I saw so much about the book for weeks I though the bloody thing was already out.
Imagine though you can hear him describing himself as a 'stallion' 😭🤢.

I'm not going to subscribe BUT if I had a subscription I would definitely seek out the salacious bits to hear him deliver them.

Yes, I am shallow and despicable. But wouldn't you find it funny?

Yes, seriously, when your intention is just plain nasty.

Then we shall agree to disagree.

he has published a memoir - put it in the public domain for our entertainment - so I feel no shame in being part of the debate.

the lurid excerpts so far are embarrassing; as I said, the full book will no doubt give context and come across as more reasonable. But I have seen a lot of speculation as to who would narrate this. I now know he is doing it himself.

Can you not imagine the embarrassment of narrating your own first sexual experience, disappointment over room size, and family rows, to name just a few? Would you not be embarrassed to share this? To say it all out loud for strangers?

He has brought this particular attention upon himself for money, I think commenting on social sites like this is entirely appropriate.

Judging by the amount of MN threads alone... tons of people!

I have never been more excited about an audible preorder. Going to be hilarious and tragic in equal measure. I am going to save it for the twice weekly commute to alleviate the tedium of Leicester traffic.

They sometimes do offers like first 3 months for £1 or something like that. I could probably stretch to a quid just to hear him talking about his frostbitten penis