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Would you buy a ‘Wellness’ book from this man?

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Menomenon · 06/01/2023 08:54

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are bringing out a wellness book. With my zero psychiatric training and 4hours of scrolling the internet, I diagnose that the man is clearly, publicly unwell.

So what next for Harry? How does he fill his days?

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Lollypop701 · 06/01/2023 08:56

I’d buy in in preference to the current one, got a feeling it would be much more entertaining… for all the wrong reasons unfortunately

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Menomenon · 06/01/2023 09:04

The ‘wellness’ is beyond parody and into pity.

But what can they all do? All the people that have invested in H&M and now these books and (lol) leadership programmes are going to have to be released.

The idea of these two as leaders is just… darkly hilarious.

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durhamduck · 07/01/2023 06:05

I think it will be a lot of woo woo higher powers stuff. Barefoot cooking, singing to seals, hair by bed to concieve, consulting spiritual mediums etc were all in his book

MarshaMelrose · 07/01/2023 06:07

Would you buy a ‘Wellness’ book from this man?

😂😂😂

Lagattolove · 07/01/2023 06:08

Hope there’s a chapter on healthy eating with mushrooms.

rumship · 07/01/2023 06:09

Depends if by wellness, it come with free magic mushrooms, a bag of white powder, a willy warmer and a voucher for 50% off a new dog bowl. 😂

If not nope.

coolmum123 · 07/01/2023 14:32

No. Neither of them could say anything that I would consider as influential on me. They do not have the qualifications or the experience I would expect someone to have to publish a book on the subject

Falalalalalalaetc · 07/01/2023 14:49

durhamduck · 07/01/2023 06:05

I think it will be a lot of woo woo higher powers stuff. Barefoot cooking, singing to seals, hair by bed to concieve, consulting spiritual mediums etc were all in his book

So luxury beliefs then? Only the kind of thing people with £100 million in the bank could possibly think of as important?

ily0 · 07/01/2023 15:01

He’s the most miserable multimillionaire I’ve ever seen. I’ll pass.

BigMandsTattooPortfolio · 07/01/2023 15:05

I’m out too.

Velda · 07/01/2023 15:06

What’s really sad is that he could do ANYTHING. If he wants to be a photographer his title will open doors to work with the best in the business and his photos will automatically make the front pages. If he wants to be an artist the galleries will clamour to show his work. If he wants to make wine he can buy multiple vineyards and get free publicity. If he wants to write fiction Netflix will make a film out of it. He had the money and connections to start any business he wants. Heck, even if he wants to be a model there are plenty who would hire him just for the royal aspect.

In short there’s tons of stuff he could do. Every door is (was?) wide open. But instead he chooses to make money by talking shit about his family. And despite all these opportunities he has done absolutely nothing else.

Floomobal · 07/01/2023 15:08

The key to wellness is ensuring that your servants don’t constantly park too close to your bedroom window and block the sunlight.

Also singing to seals is very good for the soul.

Falalalalalalaetc · 07/01/2023 15:10

Velda · 07/01/2023 15:06

What’s really sad is that he could do ANYTHING. If he wants to be a photographer his title will open doors to work with the best in the business and his photos will automatically make the front pages. If he wants to be an artist the galleries will clamour to show his work. If he wants to make wine he can buy multiple vineyards and get free publicity. If he wants to write fiction Netflix will make a film out of it. He had the money and connections to start any business he wants. Heck, even if he wants to be a model there are plenty who would hire him just for the royal aspect.

In short there’s tons of stuff he could do. Every door is (was?) wide open. But instead he chooses to make money by talking shit about his family. And despite all these opportunities he has done absolutely nothing else.

In principle I agree, but not 'anything' - did you see how shit 'the Bench' was?

Here's just one excerpt.

'Here is the bench where your life will begin,
for you and our son, our baby, our kin'

I mean the cringe factor is SO BAD. It's not easy to be good at something. Mind you it did get published but I don't think there'll be a repeat request for a children's book.

The rhymes in my teen poetry were better than this, and they were pretty dreadful.

CocoLux · 07/01/2023 15:10

Velda · 07/01/2023 15:06

What’s really sad is that he could do ANYTHING. If he wants to be a photographer his title will open doors to work with the best in the business and his photos will automatically make the front pages. If he wants to be an artist the galleries will clamour to show his work. If he wants to make wine he can buy multiple vineyards and get free publicity. If he wants to write fiction Netflix will make a film out of it. He had the money and connections to start any business he wants. Heck, even if he wants to be a model there are plenty who would hire him just for the royal aspect.

In short there’s tons of stuff he could do. Every door is (was?) wide open. But instead he chooses to make money by talking shit about his family. And despite all these opportunities he has done absolutely nothing else.

This is so true and so sad. Nepotism and the glitter of royal connections means that whatever he wanted to create, he could, in a way that made money. Instead he's chosen to sell himself and his family. His decision affects many others who have had no choice in the matter. It's not making them feel better and I'm not sure it's making him any happier, not really.

Blancovino · 07/01/2023 15:11

Would guess it’s linked to the Wellness company he “works for” an angle to promote that

Velda · 07/01/2023 15:21

In principle I agree, but not 'anything' - did you see how shit 'the Bench' was?
He doesn’t need skills - he can afford to hire them. Many rich people just own the company while the hired talent does the actual work. Do you think Elon Musk has any clue how to build a spaceship? The Bench was indeed shit but if they truly wanted to do kids books they could start a publishing company and hire good writers. So I stand by my assertion that he could indeed do anything he wants. He is making a choice to talk shit about his family for money.

BrightYellowDaffodil · 07/01/2023 15:24

It depends, will it be a hefty tome? I’ve got a door that always slams in a draft so I could do with something as a decent doorstop.

Lollypop701 · 07/01/2023 17:07

Slightly off topic, maybe he could do a sex manual with the jilly cooper as the ghost writer (with a guest appearance by the laydee who was mounted behind the pub, on the spanking aspect)

BigMandsTattooPortfolio · 07/01/2023 17:15

Gawd help us if he does a Gwynnie and goes all goop. A ‘This candle smells of my frostbitten penis’ would be even more disastrous than the book.

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