Royal Family autobiography title (lighthearted)

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A lighthearted thread for possible RF autobiography titles
Prince Philip should have written ER Indoors
Prince Charles Plants won't talk to me
Prince Harry Red Hair Spare
Meghan Markle President of Hearts
Prince Andrew Sweat and Tears
Sarah Ferguson Best Toe Forward

Prince William - A Rose By Any Name

Princess Anne - Hair And Hounds

Prince Edward - An Ardent Man

Princess Anne - Hair And Hounds

Doubles up for Camilla

Stealing this but: “My Life: by The Andrew formerly known as Prince”