It reads as weird. Gives off odd vibes. Might be the time of posting but not many fathers would come into mumsnet at nearly midnight to ask about this. Please could you take a look?
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Wn4qRk0MFqsH3jubbiX5QoTF7r7tUY5KyQ_qrIIt4MM/mobilebasic