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Note: This topic is primarily for users to flag spam and glaringly obvious trolls to the Night Watch team. If there's a poster who's really worrying you, please do report it to MNHQ in the usual way.

AIBU, salt and pepper

20 replies

NoSquirrels · 03/12/2022 01:31

If OP is not trolling they need hiding for their own sanity, I reckon.

OP posts:
NomNomNominativeDeterminism · 03/12/2022 01:36

What @NoSquirrels said!

DramaAlpaca · 03/12/2022 01:49

Absolutely! That thread has taken a turn I didn't expect.

stuntbubbles · 03/12/2022 01:56

The mice update suggests trolling now…

Lallaw · 03/12/2022 01:57

It's obviously a troll and I'm not sure why but some people are spending time responding to the OP, which isn't fair. The OP is going on about mice and untucked sheets now....

DutchessOfMuck · 03/12/2022 01:57

It's either trolling or the op is absolutely pissed. I am more thinking been out and had far too much wine.

GingerScallop · 03/12/2022 01:58

Yes please. Hide this thread. Something unhealthy is afoot and it has nothing to do with too much salt

ANightwatcher · 03/12/2022 02:21

I cant see it. Can you post a link

AliceOlive · 03/12/2022 02:24

The style reminds me of the M&S job poster.

ANightwatcher · 03/12/2022 02:24

Found it. 2 secs til I have a look

ANightwatcher · 03/12/2022 02:29

Well that escalated quickly!!

I've hidden it 😊

AutumnCrow · 03/12/2022 02:30

I’ve just read through the OP’s posts and it’s quite the unravelling tale of hobgoblinry.

sashh · 03/12/2022 03:18

It's been hidden, can you give us a clue what this was about?

AutumnCrow · 03/12/2022 04:33

The OP took umbrage at a work colleague putting salt and pepper on his turkey dinner in a restaurant at the office 'do' before he'd tasted it, and gradually revealed through a series of increasingly bizarre and strangely expressed anecdotes that he had done this to her at home, maliciously untucked her sheet corners, and deliberately attracted mice into her house, @sashh.

sashh · 03/12/2022 05:48

Thank you @AutumnCrow

I have a friend who used to do that in my house when I cooked a 'nice' meal.

Until the day she arrived and I had put the big container of salt on her table mat.

I'd never accuse her of bringing in mice though.

ANightwatcher · 03/12/2022 08:52

Thanks

AutumnCrow · 03/12/2022 09:02

Oh dearie me

ANightwatcher · 03/12/2022 09:04

Hidden that.

Any more appear report them. MNHQ should be around now. I just realised the time

AutumnCrow · 03/12/2022 09:05

ANightwatcher · 03/12/2022 09:04

Hidden that.

Any more appear report them. MNHQ should be around now. I just realised the time

Yes, and thank you for your shift! This is one of the strangest ones for a while.

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