OH secret sperm donater

[MrsTerryPratchett]

Seriously?

hmm yeah I’ll keep an eye on it…

”seriously?” is what I’ve been saying most evenings on MN recently , TBH

I'm sure I watched a drama where a guy advertised his sperm to single women. He would keep little jars in his allotment shed and drive to meet them and give them the "deposit" in exchange for a few hundred quid.

His missus found out and kicked off because he said he didn't want kids and she didn't have any
Madness

I thought they only lived for a max of 3 hours, and that's in the erm 'right' conditions.

He was dishing out flavourless Gaviscon I tell ya 😁😕

I just watched Silent Witness series 24. This was the exact storyline. When I read that thread, I thought that's where the OP got it.

I do not envy you at the moment. When does school go back?

Next week in England tfft

Sperminator. I'll be ba... The one rolled over snoring and farting 🙄

@SpuytenDuyvil yes yes! That was it Silent Witness
Thanks for clearing my foggy brain

I’m the OP and I’d be interested to watch this! More info please.
tad confused why my post is on this thread. This is actually happening to me and I have no one to speak to about it

@Xavy132 so sorry to hear this OP.

I cannot remember the exact episode of Silent Witness but I'll have a look on BBCiplayer and report back

@Xavy132 series 24 episode 3 - Bad Love.

I hope you get your situation sorted

Thank you